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[聽錯] 原來是職稱不是人名阿...



早上我接了一通電話
                                                                               
內容如下：
                                                                               
                                                                               
來電者：喂，小姐你好，我找ㄕㄣˇ　ㄏㄜˊ　ㄩㄢˊ。
                                                                               
我：你好，我們這裡沒有沈禾源喔～
                                                                               
來電者：咦，你們那裏不是國民年金ｘｘ服務處嗎？
                                                                               
我：是阿，但是沒有沈禾源，你可能打錯了喔。
                                                                               
來電者：那請問電話是７８ｘ－ｘｘｘｘ嗎？
                                                                               
我：是阿，沒錯!!                                                              
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
  (此時我心想:真是見鬼了，就真的沒有這個人阿!!!)
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
來電者：小姐，那我要找ㄕㄣˇ　ㄏㄜˊ　ㄩㄢˊ沒錯阿！！                         
        是公所的人叫我打這支電話的。
                                                                               
我：但是我們這裡真的沒有這個人啊！！！
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
過了幾秒...
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
來電者：小姐，我說的ㄕㄣˇ　ㄏㄜˊ　ㄩㄢˊ不是人名，
　　　　是專辦國民年金的"審核員"...                                           
                                                                               
我：........喔，不好意思，他們今天都不在，去上課了...
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
     =_____________________=
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
真的是太丟臉了，自己聽錯還想成那人是瘋了是不是..
                                                                               
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