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第一篇~你有看到嗎

話說我奶奶在我五歲的時候就過世了
                                                                               
爺爺寂寞的過了後來的十幾年的孤單日子
                                                                               
他老人家八十好幾的時候
                                                                               
對於世間紅塵感到厭倦
                                                                               
每天都跟我們念他不想再活了
                                                                               
我們也拿他沒轍阿                                                               
                                                                               
想說老人家發發牢騷就算了
                                                                               
沒想到某天 他竟然跑去照相館 照了遺照
                                                                               
連框都表好了 就掛在奶奶的靈堂的照片旁邊
                                                                               
(還自己釘釘子橋位置)
                                                                               
大人們說 也好 說不定騙過閻王爺會活得更久哩
                                                                               
有一天 哥哥帶他的國中同學來家裡玩
                                                                               
他不經意的問問哥哥牆上那兩張照片是誰
                                                                               
哥回說 爺爺奶奶阿
                                                                               
沒想到爺爺竟然這個時候從樓上默默的走下來了
                                                                               
又默默的走出門
                                                                               
(推測是要去逛菜市場)                                                           
                                                                               
一陣沉默之後
                                                                               
哥的同學: 你剛剛有看到嗎?




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第二篇~爺的幽默

好久以前有PO過一篇 爺爺是主角的"你有看到嗎" 的文章
                                                                               
再來跟大家一起分享爺爺的幽默
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
記得我國小二年級的時候,
                                                                               
因為爸爸媽媽都還在上班的關係,
                                                                               
所以只要是讀半天的日子,放學後就會先回爺爺家做作業
                                                                               
某一個下午,
                                                                               
我在爺爺家要準備做功課的時候,                                                  
                                                                               
發現忘了帶鉛筆盒回來,
                                                                               
我就跑去二樓跟爺爺要筆,
                                                                               
只見爺爺很熟練的從桌上拿起一支,
                                                                               
就插進削鉛筆機,轉阿轉
                                                                               
然後就說"喏,給"
                                                                               
接過手的我
                                                                               
默默的跟爺爺說了聲謝謝
                                                                               
然後默默的走下樓,默默的出門跟鄰居借了一支筆...
                                                                               
我真的沒有要嫌棄那支鉛筆的意思
                                                                               
只是...
                                                                       
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
爺爺削的是一支筷子...