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[大哭]不要衝動...

前幾天因為一些事跟閃光吵架了
好不容易昨天終於和好了
但在生氣那幾天
我很衝動的登入閃光的無名
把那一本有八百多張我們照片的相簿給刪了
雖然中途有後悔
當我趕緊關掉視窗再打開 那本相簿還是硬生生沒了
                                                                               
因為閃光沒有天天看自己相簿
於是當我跟他公布這件事時
他意外的比我想像中還要CARE
我開始覺得很不知所措無法挽回
                                                                               
只能盡可能表示我的熱情=口=
就在剛剛
閃光睡醒上線了
很興奮的密了他
                                                                               
卻在ENTER按完之後發現我打的是
                                                                               
                                                                               
"嗨北七~"
                                                                               
.........................
相信我 我真的是要熱情問候 "嗨北鼻"好嗎T~T
就說平常不要跟朋友在那邊北七來北七去的
看我現在衝動的刪完相簿又衝動的按了ENTER
                                                                               
°原PO: 嗨北七
°原PO: = =
°原PO: 打錯.......
°原PO: 嗨北鼻= =
°閃光: ＝　＝
°閃光: 屁勒
°閃光: 故意的
                                                                               
我到底應該跳哪條河才洗得清

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推 kuang314:我笑了                                                 07/06 12:17
推 o123oo321o:百年                                                 07/06 12:21
推 jmy1:汨羅江                                                     07/06 12:24
推 fiverisland:樓下的  嗨北__~                                     07/06 12:26
推 rhyhaven:               妻                                      07/06 12:29
推 xavier24:樓上北妻                                               07/06 12:34
推 greencapave:hi 北七原po XD                                      07/06 12:44
→ greencapave:F7表示:                                             07/06 12:44
推 sleepghost:　　　　原ＰＯ罵樓上北七...                          07/06 12:46
推 coldking45:聽說有個人和女友吵架想用肉體挽回結果                 07/06 12:48
推 tim2241257:F7大出來認親囉                                       07/06 12:48
→ meishan31:安排一個浪漫約會，你跳愛河給她看，展現你的誠意        07/06 13:00
推 Inland:   就真的跳了吧 不然永遠有陰影                           07/06 13:01
推 stan26:溫馨 :)                                                  07/06 13:01
推 allen5532:跳澄清湖保證有效                                      07/06 13:03
→ kuai812:救援王有試過嗎~裡面好像有一個垃圾桶的樣子...            07/06 13:04
推 wd1123:跟他說.我們再一起創造下一個800張                         07/06 13:06
推 ShizukaShih:基隆河的河啊~~                                      07/06 13:12
→ asd2260123:新時代的問候語?                                      07/06 13:20
→ Hans14:不過是照片而已                                           07/06 13:21
推 jin1222:代表著回憶                                              07/06 13:40
推 guru0710:你只是打出你的心聲而已！！ 我們懂！                    07/06 13:41
推 ooXD:嗨N7                                                       07/06 13:41
推 jason543:HI W7                                                  07/06 13:44
推 shy801020:你可以請救援王扁維拉來救救你!                         07/06 13:45
推 zsp7009:澄清湖啊 跳了就澄清了                                   07/06 13:58
推 serinasky:故意的。                                              07/06 14:09
推 pon0306:XD                                                      07/06 14:17
推 k400i048:北七 很甜蜜阿xd                                        07/06 14:28
推 c8c8loki:跳東山河阿~北七!!   喔不~~是北鼻                       07/06 14:28
→ c8c8loki:  冬                                                   07/06 14:28
推 linct:可以從閃光準備變成前閃光了（？                            07/06 14:30
推 v7q4:http://www.cherry123.com/data/pic/1132422754.jpg  有圖     07/06 14:31

→ asd2260123:樓上..                                               07/06 14:35
推 cute1314:好好笑喔XD                                             07/06 14:36
→ tony1688:今天晚上跳入淫河吧.....保證感情迅速增溫                07/06 14:40
推 ragmarok999:大肚溪   (展現的妳的覺心吧..                        07/06 14:41
推 ken211812:hi 北七                                               07/06 14:44
推 JokePtt:嘴巴說不要 身體倒是挺誠實的...                          07/06 15:03
推 sx366:嗨北七~ 我笑了XDDDD                                       07/06 15:07
推 a007son:(拍肩                                                   07/06 15:09
推 hoverskyx:v大圖片經典!!                                         07/06 15:17
推 diablooo:真的很好笑XDDDDD                                       07/06 15:22
推 asymptote81:°閃光:ㄅ和ㄑ位置差那麼遠，你她媽的當我北七啊!!!    07/06 15:32
推 addqw:好久沒看笨版 一看就笑死XDDDD   嗨北七~~                   07/06 16:05