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PTT 的笨版(StupidClown)是貓奴最愛的地方之一，它有治癒憂鬱、自閉、心底一把火、無聊的奇效，而且還無副作用，請安心服用！
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看過狗耍笨嗎
                                                                               
當我補完習正要牽車回家時
                                                                               
看到一名男子，懷中抱著一隻狗狗
                                                                               
狗狗看起來一副惹人憐愛的模樣，我不禁多瞄了一眼
                                                                               
順便偷聽他們在聊什麼
                                                                               
女：「現在情形怎樣了？」(很擔心狗狗貌)
                                                                               
男(無奈貌)：「啊牠就愛亂咬人....結果咬到人家的香港腳。」
                                                                               
男：「現在嘴巴一直癢。」
                                                                               
女：......

PTT 的笨版(StupidClown)是貓奴最愛的地方之一，它有治癒憂鬱、自閉、心底一把火、無聊的奇效，而且還無副作用，請安心服用！
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[無言] 同學的老爸讓詐騙集團罵髒話
在某天風和日麗的下午
                                                                               
我同學他老爸悠閒的在家看電視
                                                                               
突然間 ~ 電話響了  他老爸從容的接起來
                                                                               
話筒裡傳來熟悉的聲音  ......
                                                                               
詐騙集團: 「 喂 ! 你女兒在我手上 !!」
                                                                               
我只能說他老爸太幽默了
                                                                               
在詐騙集團還沒說第二句話的同時
                                                                               
他老爸搶在前頭說 :                                                             
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
「 你老婆在我床上 .... 」
                                                                               
       「 你老婆在我床上 .... 」                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                               
                                                                               
詐騙集團 : 「  X  !」                                                          
                                                                               
而我同學則在一旁笑翻了  XD
                                                                               
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PTT 的笨版(StupidClown)是貓奴最愛的地方之一，它有治癒憂鬱、自閉、心底一把火、無聊的奇效，而且還無副作用，請安心服用！
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[無言] 五塔散戳到我的笑點...
話說  我是個惡劣的姊姊
                                                                               
有一次，弟弟胃痛 要和我拿胃藥
                                                                               
我就拿五塔散給他，弟弟看著五塔散
                                                                               
問說  這是用吃的還是用擦的
                                                                                                         
                                                                                
                                                                               
我看了他一眼
                                                                               
和他講  那個要用抹的
                                                                               
事後他又跑來找我，問我說真的是用抹的嗎
                                         
                                                                               
看著他，我開始大笑了
                                                                               
                                                                               
他真的抹在肚子上!!
                                                                               
                                                                               
請問各位看倌，現在的胃藥真的有做出可以用抹的就會好的藥嗎?
                                                                               
通常胃藥都是用吃的吧!!
 

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